Switzerland

The Swiss Alps are cliche for good reason; the country looks like a freakin' Kinkaid painting. But what about the fondue? How about fondon't. Why spend two hours dipping plain bread into a bowl of nuclear hot mediocre cheese? For the same price you can eat six pastries a day for a week. Is it ok to eat six pastries a day? Sure, if you're in Europe, because gluten or something. When pistachio croissants are 1.50$ they could have huge cancer warnings on the dough and I'd still eat them until my BMs turn green. Again.