Taiwan

A lovely little country famous for street food, night markets, and a really overbearing ex. The sprawling capital of Taipei gets most of the shine, but there's plenty more to the island, from mountains and rice paddies to tropical beaches. Sure, they're constantly waiting for an invasion from across the sea, but who isn't these days? Just don't bite into a fresh soup dumpling. Those little lava bombs make Hot Pockets feel safe.